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Zeritsky's Law
Zeritsky's Law

Chapter I

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Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?
Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.
Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.
It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.
We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.
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Archivist
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Zeritsky's Law

Chapter I

Reading 1/24 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?
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Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.
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Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.
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It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.
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We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Although noun US /ˈalthough/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading “Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.”

Been auxiliary verb US /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading “It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.”

Has auxiliary verb US /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.”

Make noun US /make/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.”

Must modal verb US /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading “We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.”

Passage noun US /ˈpassage/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading “It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.”

Right noun US /right/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?”

Somebody pronoun US /ˈsʌmbɑːdi/

a person, without saying who

From this reading “Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.”

Something pronoun US /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading “Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?”

Time noun US /time/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?”

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1950

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From this reading We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

AlthoughnounUS /ˈalthough/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

Angeles

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From this reading We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.

animals

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From this reading Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.

any

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From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

back

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From this reading We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

bother

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From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

building

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From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

cat

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From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

certainly

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From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

cow

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From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

definitely

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From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

easier

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From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

established

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From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

experiences

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From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

famous

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From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

files

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From this reading We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.

find

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From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.

go

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From this reading We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.

Graham's

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From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

history

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From this reading Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.

idea

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From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

included

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From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

influence

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From this reading Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

kitchen

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From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

Law

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From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

led

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From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

Los

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From this reading We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.

machine

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From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

makenounUS /make/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.

Mrs

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From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

much

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From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.

newspapers

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From this reading We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

now

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From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

O'Leary's

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From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.

own

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From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

passagenounUS /ˈpassage/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

people

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From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

quick-frozen

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From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

rightnounUS /right/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

SomebodypronounUS /ˈsʌmbɑːdi/

a person, without saying who

From this reading Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.

someday

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From this reading Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

story

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From this reading We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.

study

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From this reading Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.

there's

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From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

timenounUS /time/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

turn

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From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

Why

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From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

Zeritsky's

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From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.