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The Gentle Grafter

Chapter IX

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"'Oil,' says I, 'never explodes.
It's the gas that forms that explodes.'
But I shakes hands with him, anyway.
"'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'
"Well, me and this Bill Bassett sits on the ties and exchanges brags as artists in kindred lines will do.
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Gentle Grafter

Chapter IX

Reading 1/40 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"'Oil,' says I, 'never explodes.
Line 2
It's the gas that forms that explodes.'
Line 3
But I shakes hands with him, anyway.
Line 4
"'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'
Line 5
"Well, me and this Bill Bassett sits on the ties and exchanges brags as artists in kindred lines will do.

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Burglar noun US /ˈbɝː.ɡlɚ/

A person who commits illegal entry into a building with intent to steal valuable treasures.

From this reading “"'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'”

Ever noun US /ever/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “"'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'”

Hands plural noun US /hændz/

members of a ship’s crew

From this reading “But I shakes hands with him, anyway.”

Have auxiliary verb US /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “"'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'”

Never noun US /never/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “"'Oil,' says I, 'never explodes.”

Oil noun US /ɔɪl/

A viscous liquid derived from petroleum or plants, stored in large earthen jars.

From this reading “"'Oil,' says I, 'never explodes.”

Well noun US /well/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “"Well, me and this Bill Bassett sits on the ties and exchanges brags as artists in kindred lines will do.”

All words in this reading · 64

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

anyway

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From this reading But I shakes hands with him, anyway.

artists

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From this reading "Well, me and this Bill Bassett sits on the ties and exchanges brags as artists in kindred lines will do.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "Well, me and this Bill Bassett sits on the ties and exchanges brags as artists in kindred lines will do.

Bassett

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From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

best

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From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

Bill

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From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

brags

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From this reading "Well, me and this Bill Bassett sits on the ties and exchanges brags as artists in kindred lines will do.

burglarnounUS /ˈbɝː.ɡlɚ/

A person who commits illegal entry into a building with intent to steal valuable treasures.

From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But I shakes hands with him, anyway.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

call

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From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

conceit

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From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "Well, me and this Bill Bassett sits on the ties and exchanges brags as artists in kindred lines will do.

drained

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From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

evernounUS /ever/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

exchanges

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From this reading "Well, me and this Bill Bassett sits on the ties and exchanges brags as artists in kindred lines will do.

explodes

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From this reading "'Oil,' says I, 'never explodes.

forms

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From this reading It's the gas that forms that explodes.'

gas

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From this reading It's the gas that forms that explodes.'

ground

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From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

gum-shoe

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From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

handsplural nounUS /hændz/

members of a ship’s crew

From this reading But I shakes hands with him, anyway.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading But I shakes hands with him, anyway.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "'Oil,' says I, 'never explodes.

I'll

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From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "Well, me and this Bill Bassett sits on the ties and exchanges brags as artists in kindred lines will do.

inform

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From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

instead

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From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

It's

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From this reading It's the gas that forms that explodes.'

kindred

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From this reading "Well, me and this Bill Bassett sits on the ties and exchanges brags as artists in kindred lines will do.

lines

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From this reading "Well, me and this Bill Bassett sits on the ties and exchanges brags as artists in kindred lines will do.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

meeting

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From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

Mississippi

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

name's

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From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

nevernounUS /never/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading "'Oil,' says I, 'never explodes.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

OilnounUS /ɔɪl/

A viscous liquid derived from petroleum or plants, stored in large earthen jars.

From this reading "'Oil,' says I, 'never explodes.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

pleasure

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From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

pride

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From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

professional

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

River

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From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

says

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From this reading "'Oil,' says I, 'never explodes.

set

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From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

shakes

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From this reading But I shakes hands with him, anyway.

sits

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From this reading "Well, me and this Bill Bassett sits on the ties and exchanges brags as artists in kindred lines will do.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading It's the gas that forms that explodes.'

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It's the gas that forms that explodes.'

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "Well, me and this Bill Bassett sits on the ties and exchanges brags as artists in kindred lines will do.

ties

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From this reading "Well, me and this Bill Bassett sits on the ties and exchanges brags as artists in kindred lines will do.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

Well

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From this reading "Well, me and this Bill Bassett sits on the ties and exchanges brags as artists in kindred lines will do.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading "Well, me and this Bill Bassett sits on the ties and exchanges brags as artists in kindred lines will do.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading But I shakes hands with him, anyway.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'

you'll

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From this reading "'My name's Bill Bassett,' says he to me, 'and if you'll call it professional pride instead of conceit, I'll inform you that you have the pleasure of meeting the best burglar that ever set a gum-shoe on ground drained by the Mississippi River.'