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Mr Punch's Model Music Hall Songs and Dramas
Mr Punch's Model Music Hall Songs and Dramas

Chapter VI

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_Spiker._ Very well then; I will.
(_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!
[_Sensation._ _Blethers._ Hear me!
It was _not_ his thirteenth birthday; Sir Poshbury’s birthday falls on the 1st of April--_to-morrow_!
I was sent to register the birth, and, by a blunder, which I have repented bitterly ever since, unfortunately gave the wrong date.
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Mr Punch's Model Music Hall Songs and Dramas

Chapter VI

Reading 1/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_Spiker._ Very well then; I will.
Line 2
(_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!
Line 3
[_Sensation._ _Blethers._ Hear me!
Line 4
It was _not_ his thirteenth birthday; Sir Poshbury’s birthday falls on the 1st of April--_to-morrow_!
Line 5
I was sent to register the birth, and, by a blunder, which I have repented bitterly ever since, unfortunately gave the wrong date.

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Bitterly adverb US /ˈbɪtərli/

in a way that shows deep pain or grief

From this reading “I was sent to register the birth, and, by a blunder, which I have repented bitterly ever since, unfortunately gave the wrong date.”

Ever noun US /ever/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “I was sent to register the birth, and, by a blunder, which I have repented bitterly ever since, unfortunately gave the wrong date.”

Have auxiliary verb US /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “I was sent to register the birth, and, by a blunder, which I have repented bitterly ever since, unfortunately gave the wrong date.”

Hear noun US /hear/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “[_Sensation._ _Blethers._ Hear me!”

Rest noun US /rest/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “(_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!”

Since preposition US /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading “I was sent to register the birth, and, by a blunder, which I have repented bitterly ever since, unfortunately gave the wrong date.”

Thirteenth adjective US /ˈθɜːr.tiːnθ/

Constituting number thirteen in a sequence.

From this reading “(_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!”

Well noun US /well/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “_Spiker._ Very well then; I will.”

All words in this reading · 62

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1st

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From this reading It was _not_ his thirteenth birthday; Sir Poshbury’s birthday falls on the 1st of April--_to-morrow_!

31st

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From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!

ago

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From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I was sent to register the birth, and, by a blunder, which I have repented bitterly ever since, unfortunately gave the wrong date.

April

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From this reading It was _not_ his thirteenth birthday; Sir Poshbury’s birthday falls on the 1st of April--_to-morrow_!

Baker

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From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!

birth

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From this reading I was sent to register the birth, and, by a blunder, which I have repented bitterly ever since, unfortunately gave the wrong date.

birthday

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From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!

bitterlyadverbUS /ˈbɪtərli/

in a way that shows deep pain or grief

From this reading I was sent to register the birth, and, by a blunder, which I have repented bitterly ever since, unfortunately gave the wrong date.

Blethers

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From this reading [_Sensation._ _Blethers._ Hear me!

blunder

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From this reading I was sent to register the birth, and, by a blunder, which I have repented bitterly ever since, unfortunately gave the wrong date.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading I was sent to register the birth, and, by a blunder, which I have repented bitterly ever since, unfortunately gave the wrong date.

date

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From this reading I was sent to register the birth, and, by a blunder, which I have repented bitterly ever since, unfortunately gave the wrong date.

day

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From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!

denounce

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From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!

Edgware

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From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!

evernounUS /ever/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading I was sent to register the birth, and, by a blunder, which I have repented bitterly ever since, unfortunately gave the wrong date.

falls

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From this reading It was _not_ his thirteenth birthday; Sir Poshbury’s birthday falls on the 1st of April--_to-morrow_!

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!

gave

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From this reading I was sent to register the birth, and, by a blunder, which I have repented bitterly ever since, unfortunately gave the wrong date.

half-ticket

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From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I was sent to register the birth, and, by a blunder, which I have repented bitterly ever since, unfortunately gave the wrong date.

HearnounUS /hear/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading [_Sensation._ _Blethers._ Hear me!

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading _Spiker._ Very well then; I will.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It was _not_ his thirteenth birthday; Sir Poshbury’s birthday falls on the 1st of April--_to-morrow_!

man

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From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!

March

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading [_Sensation._ _Blethers._ Hear me!

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading It was _not_ his thirteenth birthday; Sir Poshbury’s birthday falls on the 1st of April--_to-morrow_!

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!

Poshbury's

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From this reading It was _not_ his thirteenth birthday; Sir Poshbury’s birthday falls on the 1st of April--_to-morrow_!

register

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From this reading I was sent to register the birth, and, by a blunder, which I have repented bitterly ever since, unfortunately gave the wrong date.

repented

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I was sent to register the birth, and, by a blunder, which I have repented bitterly ever since, unfortunately gave the wrong date.

restnounUS /rest/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!

Road

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From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!

Sensation

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From this reading [_Sensation._ _Blethers._ Hear me!

sent

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From this reading I was sent to register the birth, and, by a blunder, which I have repented bitterly ever since, unfortunately gave the wrong date.

sinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading I was sent to register the birth, and, by a blunder, which I have repented bitterly ever since, unfortunately gave the wrong date.

Sir

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It was _not_ his thirteenth birthday; Sir Poshbury’s birthday falls on the 1st of April--_to-morrow_!

Spiker

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From this reading _Spiker._ Very well then; I will.

Street

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!

then

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Spiker._ Very well then; I will.

thirteenthadjectiveUS /ˈθɜːr.tiːnθ/

Constituting number thirteen in a sequence.

From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!

to-morrow

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It was _not_ his thirteenth birthday; Sir Poshbury’s birthday falls on the 1st of April--_to-morrow_!

travelling

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From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!

twenty-seven

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!

unfortunately

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From this reading I was sent to register the birth, and, by a blunder, which I have repented bitterly ever since, unfortunately gave the wrong date.

Very

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From this reading _Spiker._ Very well then; I will.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It was _not_ his thirteenth birthday; Sir Poshbury’s birthday falls on the 1st of April--_to-morrow_!

well

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From this reading _Spiker._ Very well then; I will.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading I was sent to register the birth, and, by a blunder, which I have repented bitterly ever since, unfortunately gave the wrong date.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading _Spiker._ Very well then; I will.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!

wrong

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I was sent to register the birth, and, by a blunder, which I have repented bitterly ever since, unfortunately gave the wrong date.

years

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading (_To the rest._) I denounce this man for travelling with a half-ticket from Edgware Road to Baker Street on his thirteenth birthday, the 31st of March twenty-seven years ago this very day!