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Mark Twain: A Biography. Complete
Mark Twain: A Biography. Complete

Chapter XVI

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Horrid man, how did you know the way I behave in a thunderstorm?
Have you been secreted in the closet or lurking on the shed roof?
I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.
I really hate you, but you are funny.
In addition to his own work, he conceived a plan for Orion.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Mark Twain: A Biography. Complete

Chapter XVI

Reading 1/128 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Horrid man, how did you know the way I behave in a thunderstorm?
Line 2
Have you been secreted in the closet or lurking on the shed roof?
Line 3
I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.
Line 4
I really hate you, but you are funny.
Line 5
In addition to his own work, he conceived a plan for Orion.

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Another noun US /ˈanother/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading “I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.”

Been auxiliary verb US /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading “Have you been secreted in the closet or lurking on the shed roof?”

Come noun US /come/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.”

Have auxiliary verb US /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “Have you been secreted in the closet or lurking on the shed roof?”

Here noun US /here/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.”

Know noun US /know/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “Horrid man, how did you know the way I behave in a thunderstorm?”

Myself pronoun US /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading “I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.”

Struck noun US /struck/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.”

Within preposition US /wɪˈðɪn/

inside; before a period of time has passed

From this reading “I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Horrid man, how did you know the way I behave in a thunderstorm?

addition

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From this reading In addition to his own work, he conceived a plan for Orion.

all

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

anothernounUS /ˈanother/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading I really hate you, but you are funny.

article

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Have you been secreted in the closet or lurking on the shed roof?

behave

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From this reading Horrid man, how did you know the way I behave in a thunderstorm?

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I really hate you, but you are funny.

closet

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From this reading Have you been secreted in the closet or lurking on the shed roof?

comenounUS /come/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

conceived

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From this reading In addition to his own work, he conceived a plan for Orion.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading Horrid man, how did you know the way I behave in a thunderstorm?

exasperating

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

few

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading In addition to his own work, he conceived a plan for Orion.

four

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

funny

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From this reading I really hate you, but you are funny.

got

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

grimaced

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

hate

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From this reading I really hate you, but you are funny.

Haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Have you been secreted in the closet or lurking on the shed roof?

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading In addition to his own work, he conceived a plan for Orion.

herenounUS /here/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading In addition to his own work, he conceived a plan for Orion.

hope

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

Horrid

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From this reading Horrid man, how did you know the way I behave in a thunderstorm?

houses

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

how

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From this reading Horrid man, how did you know the way I behave in a thunderstorm?

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Horrid man, how did you know the way I behave in a thunderstorm?

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Horrid man, how did you know the way I behave in a thunderstorm?

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

just

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

knownounUS /know/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading Horrid man, how did you know the way I behave in a thunderstorm?

laugh

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

levity

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

lurking

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From this reading Have you been secreted in the closet or lurking on the shed roof?

made

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

man

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From this reading Horrid man, how did you know the way I behave in a thunderstorm?

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Have you been secreted in the closet or lurking on the shed roof?

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Have you been secreted in the closet or lurking on the shed roof?

Orion

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From this reading In addition to his own work, he conceived a plan for Orion.

out

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

own

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From this reading In addition to his own work, he conceived a plan for Orion.

plan

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From this reading In addition to his own work, he conceived a plan for Orion.

rained

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

real

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

really

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From this reading I really hate you, but you are funny.

ridiculous

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

rods

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

roof

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From this reading Have you been secreted in the closet or lurking on the shed roof?

round

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

secreted

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From this reading Have you been secreted in the closet or lurking on the shed roof?

see

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

shed

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From this reading Have you been secreted in the closet or lurking on the shed roof?

strucknounUS /struck/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

sublime

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

terrors

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Horrid man, how did you know the way I behave in a thunderstorm?

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

then

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

thoroughly

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

thunderstorm

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From this reading Horrid man, how did you know the way I behave in a thunderstorm?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading In addition to his own work, he conceived a plan for Orion.

turned

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

way

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From this reading Horrid man, how did you know the way I behave in a thunderstorm?

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

withinprepositionUS /wɪˈðɪn/

inside; before a period of time has passed

From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

work

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From this reading In addition to his own work, he conceived a plan for Orion.

worst

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

write

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

year

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From this reading I hope you got thoroughly rained on; and worst of all is that you made me laugh at myself; my real terrors turned round and grimaced at me: they were sublime, and you have made them ridiculous just come out here another year and have four houses within a few rods of you struck and then see if you write an article of such exasperating levity.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Horrid man, how did you know the way I behave in a thunderstorm?