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If You're Smart—
If You're Smart—

Chapter I

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Seems a pretty obvious crack for a business sharper to make to an inventor.
"If you're so smart, why don't you make some money yourself?"
Maybe so.
But this scientist had an even better answer-- "If you're so damn smart, why ain't you rich?"
That hoary wisecrack must have been all of three centuries old when Wolf Carmichael pulled it on Dr. Claud Kellog.
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If You're Smart—

Chapter I

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Seems a pretty obvious crack for a business sharper to make to an inventor.
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"If you're so smart, why don't you make some money yourself?"
Line 3
Maybe so.
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But this scientist had an even better answer-- "If you're so damn smart, why ain't you rich?"
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That hoary wisecrack must have been all of three centuries old when Wolf Carmichael pulled it on Dr. Claud Kellog.

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Been auxiliary verb US /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading “That hoary wisecrack must have been all of three centuries old when Wolf Carmichael pulled it on Dr. Claud Kellog.”

Even noun US /even/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “But this scientist had an even better answer-- "If you're so damn smart, why ain't you rich?"”

Have auxiliary verb US /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “That hoary wisecrack must have been all of three centuries old when Wolf Carmichael pulled it on Dr. Claud Kellog.”

Make noun US /make/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “Seems a pretty obvious crack for a business sharper to make to an inventor.”

Must modal verb US /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading “That hoary wisecrack must have been all of three centuries old when Wolf Carmichael pulled it on Dr. Claud Kellog.”

Pulled noun US /pulled/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “That hoary wisecrack must have been all of three centuries old when Wolf Carmichael pulled it on Dr. Claud Kellog.”

Yourself pronoun US /jərˈself/

used when the person spoken to is also the object of the action

From this reading “"If you're so smart, why don't you make some money yourself?"”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Seems a pretty obvious crack for a business sharper to make to an inventor.

ain't

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From this reading But this scientist had an even better answer-- "If you're so damn smart, why ain't you rich?"

all

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From this reading That hoary wisecrack must have been all of three centuries old when Wolf Carmichael pulled it on Dr. Claud Kellog.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Seems a pretty obvious crack for a business sharper to make to an inventor.

answer

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From this reading But this scientist had an even better answer-- "If you're so damn smart, why ain't you rich?"

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading That hoary wisecrack must have been all of three centuries old when Wolf Carmichael pulled it on Dr. Claud Kellog.

better

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From this reading But this scientist had an even better answer-- "If you're so damn smart, why ain't you rich?"

business

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From this reading Seems a pretty obvious crack for a business sharper to make to an inventor.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But this scientist had an even better answer-- "If you're so damn smart, why ain't you rich?"

Carmichael

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From this reading That hoary wisecrack must have been all of three centuries old when Wolf Carmichael pulled it on Dr. Claud Kellog.

centuries

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Claud

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crack

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From this reading Seems a pretty obvious crack for a business sharper to make to an inventor.

damn

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don't

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From this reading "If you're so smart, why don't you make some money yourself?"

Dr

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From this reading That hoary wisecrack must have been all of three centuries old when Wolf Carmichael pulled it on Dr. Claud Kellog.

evennounUS /even/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading But this scientist had an even better answer-- "If you're so damn smart, why ain't you rich?"

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Seems a pretty obvious crack for a business sharper to make to an inventor.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading But this scientist had an even better answer-- "If you're so damn smart, why ain't you rich?"

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading That hoary wisecrack must have been all of three centuries old when Wolf Carmichael pulled it on Dr. Claud Kellog.

hoary

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From this reading That hoary wisecrack must have been all of three centuries old when Wolf Carmichael pulled it on Dr. Claud Kellog.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "If you're so smart, why don't you make some money yourself?"

inventor

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From this reading Seems a pretty obvious crack for a business sharper to make to an inventor.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading That hoary wisecrack must have been all of three centuries old when Wolf Carmichael pulled it on Dr. Claud Kellog.

Kellog

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From this reading That hoary wisecrack must have been all of three centuries old when Wolf Carmichael pulled it on Dr. Claud Kellog.

makenounUS /make/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading Seems a pretty obvious crack for a business sharper to make to an inventor.

Maybe

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From this reading Maybe so.

money

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From this reading "If you're so smart, why don't you make some money yourself?"

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading That hoary wisecrack must have been all of three centuries old when Wolf Carmichael pulled it on Dr. Claud Kellog.

obvious

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From this reading Seems a pretty obvious crack for a business sharper to make to an inventor.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading That hoary wisecrack must have been all of three centuries old when Wolf Carmichael pulled it on Dr. Claud Kellog.

old

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From this reading That hoary wisecrack must have been all of three centuries old when Wolf Carmichael pulled it on Dr. Claud Kellog.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading That hoary wisecrack must have been all of three centuries old when Wolf Carmichael pulled it on Dr. Claud Kellog.

pretty

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From this reading Seems a pretty obvious crack for a business sharper to make to an inventor.

pullednounUS /pulled/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading That hoary wisecrack must have been all of three centuries old when Wolf Carmichael pulled it on Dr. Claud Kellog.

rich

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From this reading But this scientist had an even better answer-- "If you're so damn smart, why ain't you rich?"

scientist

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From this reading But this scientist had an even better answer-- "If you're so damn smart, why ain't you rich?"

Seems

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From this reading Seems a pretty obvious crack for a business sharper to make to an inventor.

sharper

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From this reading Seems a pretty obvious crack for a business sharper to make to an inventor.

smart

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From this reading "If you're so smart, why don't you make some money yourself?"

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading "If you're so smart, why don't you make some money yourself?"

some

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From this reading "If you're so smart, why don't you make some money yourself?"

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading That hoary wisecrack must have been all of three centuries old when Wolf Carmichael pulled it on Dr. Claud Kellog.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading But this scientist had an even better answer-- "If you're so damn smart, why ain't you rich?"

three

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From this reading That hoary wisecrack must have been all of three centuries old when Wolf Carmichael pulled it on Dr. Claud Kellog.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Seems a pretty obvious crack for a business sharper to make to an inventor.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading That hoary wisecrack must have been all of three centuries old when Wolf Carmichael pulled it on Dr. Claud Kellog.

why

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From this reading "If you're so smart, why don't you make some money yourself?"

wisecrack

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From this reading That hoary wisecrack must have been all of three centuries old when Wolf Carmichael pulled it on Dr. Claud Kellog.

Wolf

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From this reading That hoary wisecrack must have been all of three centuries old when Wolf Carmichael pulled it on Dr. Claud Kellog.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "If you're so smart, why don't you make some money yourself?"

you're

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From this reading "If you're so smart, why don't you make some money yourself?"

yourselfpronounUS /jərˈself/

used when the person spoken to is also the object of the action

From this reading "If you're so smart, why don't you make some money yourself?"