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Absurd Ditties
Absurd Ditties

Chapter III

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"My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.
"Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.
My husband he must own ere long Himself entirely in the wrong."
She smiled,—a most triumphant smile.
"Exactly like the men!"
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Absurd Ditties

Chapter III

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.
Line 2
"Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.
Line 3
My husband he must own ere long Himself entirely in the wrong."
Line 4
She smiled,—a most triumphant smile.
Line 5
"Exactly like the men!"

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Entirely noun US /ˈentirely/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading “My husband he must own ere long Himself entirely in the wrong."”

Ere conjunction US /er/

an old word for “before”

From this reading “My husband he must own ere long Himself entirely in the wrong."”

Here noun US /here/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “"Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.”

Himself pronoun US /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading “My husband he must own ere long Himself entirely in the wrong."”

Long noun US /long/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “My husband he must own ere long Himself entirely in the wrong."”

Must modal verb US /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading “My husband he must own ere long Himself entirely in the wrong."”

Required noun US /required/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “"My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.”

Rest noun US /rest/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “"My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.”

Something pronoun US /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading “"My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading She smiled,—a most triumphant smile.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

AtprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading "Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.

buy

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From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

came

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From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

desired

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From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

doubt

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From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

else

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From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

entirelynounUS /ˈentirely/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading My husband he must own ere long Himself entirely in the wrong."

ereconjunctionUS /er/

an old word for “before”

From this reading My husband he must own ere long Himself entirely in the wrong."

Exactly

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From this reading "Exactly like the men!"

forget

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From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

he's

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From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

herenounUS /here/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading "Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.

HimselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading My husband he must own ere long Himself entirely in the wrong."

home

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From this reading "Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.

husband

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From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

I'd

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From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

I'm

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From this reading "Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading My husband he must own ere long Himself entirely in the wrong."

like

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From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

longnounUS /long/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading My husband he must own ere long Himself entirely in the wrong."

men

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From this reading "Exactly like the men!"

more

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From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

most

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From this reading She smiled,—a most triumphant smile.

Mr

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading My husband he must own ere long Himself entirely in the wrong."

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

now

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From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

OrconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

out

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From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

own

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading My husband he must own ere long Himself entirely in the wrong."

parcels

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From this reading "Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.

requirednounUS /required/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

restnounUS /rest/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

said

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From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

set

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From this reading "Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.

ShepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading She smiled,—a most triumphant smile.

shopping

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From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

smile

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From this reading She smiled,—a most triumphant smile.

smiled

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From this reading She smiled,—a most triumphant smile.

some

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From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

SomethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

store

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.

taking

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From this reading "Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

things

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.

three

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From this reading "Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

triumphant

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From this reading She smiled,—a most triumphant smile.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

Whiteley's

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From this reading "Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.

wrong

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From this reading My husband he must own ere long Himself entirely in the wrong."