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A Hoodoo Machine

Chapter XIV · M’glory’s Lesson

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“Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”
“What sort of a lesson, Joe?” asked Matt.
“The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.
Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?
No, I don’t reckon you ever did.
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A Hoodoo Machine

Chapter XIV · M’glory’s Lesson

Reading 1/27 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
“Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”
Line 2
“What sort of a lesson, Joe?” asked Matt.
Line 3
“The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.
Line 4
Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?
Line 5
No, I don’t reckon you ever did.

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Afternoon noun US /ˈafternoon/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading ““Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.””

Asked noun US /asked/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading ““What sort of a lesson, Joe?” asked Matt.”

Between preposition US /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading ““The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.”

Ever noun US /ever/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?”

Fool noun US /fool/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?”

Think noun US /think/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?”

Yourself pronoun US /jərˈself/

used when the person spoken to is also the object of the action

From this reading “Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?”

All words in this reading · 54

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

afternoonnounUS /ˈafternoon/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

askednounUS /asked/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “What sort of a lesson, Joe?” asked Matt.

betweenprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading “The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.

biggest

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From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

bolt

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From this reading “The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.

connected

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From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

Didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

don't

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From this reading No, I don’t reckon you ever did.

evernounUS /ever/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

eyes

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From this reading “The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.

finally

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From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

find

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From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

foolnounUS /fool/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

hits

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From this reading “The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading No, I don’t reckon you ever did.

I've

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From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

impression

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From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

Joe

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From this reading “What sort of a lesson, Joe?” asked Matt.

kind

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From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

lesson

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From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

lightning

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From this reading “The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.

like

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From this reading “The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.

made

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From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

Matt

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From this reading “What sort of a lesson, Joe?” asked Matt.

McGlory

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From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading No, I don’t reckon you ever did.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

Pard

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From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

plumb

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From this reading “The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.

reckon

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From this reading No, I don’t reckon you ever did.

said

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From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

seven

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From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

smart

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From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

sort

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From this reading “What sort of a lesson, Joe?” asked Matt.

states

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From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.

that's

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From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

then

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

thinknounUS /think/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

up

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From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

wake

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From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading “What sort of a lesson, Joe?” asked Matt.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.

yourselfpronounUS /jərˈself/

used when the person spoken to is also the object of the action

From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?