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A Book of Burlesques
A Book of Burlesques

Chapter V

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If you wish a short cut to a strange organ's standing, study its diseases.
Generally speaking, they are sure indices.
Let us imagine a problem: What is the relative respectability of the hair and the scalp, close neighbors, offspring of the same osseous tissue?
Turn to baldness and dandruff, and you have your answer.
To be bald is no more than a genial jocosity, a harmless foible--but to have dandruff is almost as bad as to have beri-beri.
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

A Book of Burlesques

Chapter V

Reading 1/99 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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If you wish a short cut to a strange organ's standing, study its diseases.
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Generally speaking, they are sure indices.
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Let us imagine a problem: What is the relative respectability of the hair and the scalp, close neighbors, offspring of the same osseous tissue?
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Turn to baldness and dandruff, and you have your answer.
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To be bald is no more than a genial jocosity, a harmless foible--but to have dandruff is almost as bad as to have beri-beri.

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Have auxiliary verb US /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “Turn to baldness and dandruff, and you have your answer.”

Imagine noun US /ˈimagine/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading “Let us imagine a problem: What is the relative respectability of the hair and the scalp, close neighbors, offspring of the same osseous tissue?”

Let auxiliary verb US /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading “Let us imagine a problem: What is the relative respectability of the hair and the scalp, close neighbors, offspring of the same osseous tissue?”

Same noun US /same/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “Let us imagine a problem: What is the relative respectability of the hair and the scalp, close neighbors, offspring of the same osseous tissue?”

Short adjective US /ʃɔrt/

brief or direct in expression

From this reading “If you wish a short cut to a strange organ's standing, study its diseases.”

Standing noun US /ˈstanding/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading “If you wish a short cut to a strange organ's standing, study its diseases.”

Sure noun US /sure/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “Generally speaking, they are sure indices.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading If you wish a short cut to a strange organ's standing, study its diseases.

almost

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From this reading To be bald is no more than a genial jocosity, a harmless foible--but to have dandruff is almost as bad as to have beri-beri.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Let us imagine a problem: What is the relative respectability of the hair and the scalp, close neighbors, offspring of the same osseous tissue?

answer

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From this reading Turn to baldness and dandruff, and you have your answer.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Generally speaking, they are sure indices.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading To be bald is no more than a genial jocosity, a harmless foible--but to have dandruff is almost as bad as to have beri-beri.

bad

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From this reading To be bald is no more than a genial jocosity, a harmless foible--but to have dandruff is almost as bad as to have beri-beri.

bald

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From this reading To be bald is no more than a genial jocosity, a harmless foible--but to have dandruff is almost as bad as to have beri-beri.

baldness

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From this reading Turn to baldness and dandruff, and you have your answer.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading To be bald is no more than a genial jocosity, a harmless foible--but to have dandruff is almost as bad as to have beri-beri.

beri-beri

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From this reading To be bald is no more than a genial jocosity, a harmless foible--but to have dandruff is almost as bad as to have beri-beri.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading To be bald is no more than a genial jocosity, a harmless foible--but to have dandruff is almost as bad as to have beri-beri.

close

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From this reading Let us imagine a problem: What is the relative respectability of the hair and the scalp, close neighbors, offspring of the same osseous tissue?

cut

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From this reading If you wish a short cut to a strange organ's standing, study its diseases.

dandruff

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From this reading Turn to baldness and dandruff, and you have your answer.

diseases

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From this reading If you wish a short cut to a strange organ's standing, study its diseases.

foible

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From this reading To be bald is no more than a genial jocosity, a harmless foible--but to have dandruff is almost as bad as to have beri-beri.

Generally

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From this reading Generally speaking, they are sure indices.

genial

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From this reading To be bald is no more than a genial jocosity, a harmless foible--but to have dandruff is almost as bad as to have beri-beri.

hair

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From this reading Let us imagine a problem: What is the relative respectability of the hair and the scalp, close neighbors, offspring of the same osseous tissue?

harmless

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From this reading To be bald is no more than a genial jocosity, a harmless foible--but to have dandruff is almost as bad as to have beri-beri.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Turn to baldness and dandruff, and you have your answer.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If you wish a short cut to a strange organ's standing, study its diseases.

imaginenounUS /ˈimagine/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading Let us imagine a problem: What is the relative respectability of the hair and the scalp, close neighbors, offspring of the same osseous tissue?

indices

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From this reading Generally speaking, they are sure indices.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Let us imagine a problem: What is the relative respectability of the hair and the scalp, close neighbors, offspring of the same osseous tissue?

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading If you wish a short cut to a strange organ's standing, study its diseases.

jocosity

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From this reading To be bald is no more than a genial jocosity, a harmless foible--but to have dandruff is almost as bad as to have beri-beri.

Letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading Let us imagine a problem: What is the relative respectability of the hair and the scalp, close neighbors, offspring of the same osseous tissue?

more

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From this reading To be bald is no more than a genial jocosity, a harmless foible--but to have dandruff is almost as bad as to have beri-beri.

neighbors

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From this reading Let us imagine a problem: What is the relative respectability of the hair and the scalp, close neighbors, offspring of the same osseous tissue?

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading To be bald is no more than a genial jocosity, a harmless foible--but to have dandruff is almost as bad as to have beri-beri.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Let us imagine a problem: What is the relative respectability of the hair and the scalp, close neighbors, offspring of the same osseous tissue?

offspring

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From this reading Let us imagine a problem: What is the relative respectability of the hair and the scalp, close neighbors, offspring of the same osseous tissue?

organ's

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From this reading If you wish a short cut to a strange organ's standing, study its diseases.

osseous

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From this reading Let us imagine a problem: What is the relative respectability of the hair and the scalp, close neighbors, offspring of the same osseous tissue?

problem

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From this reading Let us imagine a problem: What is the relative respectability of the hair and the scalp, close neighbors, offspring of the same osseous tissue?

relative

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From this reading Let us imagine a problem: What is the relative respectability of the hair and the scalp, close neighbors, offspring of the same osseous tissue?

respectability

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From this reading Let us imagine a problem: What is the relative respectability of the hair and the scalp, close neighbors, offspring of the same osseous tissue?

samenounUS /same/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading Let us imagine a problem: What is the relative respectability of the hair and the scalp, close neighbors, offspring of the same osseous tissue?

scalp

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From this reading Let us imagine a problem: What is the relative respectability of the hair and the scalp, close neighbors, offspring of the same osseous tissue?

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔrt/

brief or direct in expression

From this reading If you wish a short cut to a strange organ's standing, study its diseases.

speaking

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From this reading Generally speaking, they are sure indices.

standingnounUS /ˈstanding/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading If you wish a short cut to a strange organ's standing, study its diseases.

strange

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From this reading If you wish a short cut to a strange organ's standing, study its diseases.

study

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From this reading If you wish a short cut to a strange organ's standing, study its diseases.

surenounUS /sure/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading Generally speaking, they are sure indices.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading To be bald is no more than a genial jocosity, a harmless foible--but to have dandruff is almost as bad as to have beri-beri.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Let us imagine a problem: What is the relative respectability of the hair and the scalp, close neighbors, offspring of the same osseous tissue?

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Generally speaking, they are sure indices.

tissue

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From this reading Let us imagine a problem: What is the relative respectability of the hair and the scalp, close neighbors, offspring of the same osseous tissue?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading If you wish a short cut to a strange organ's standing, study its diseases.

Turn

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From this reading Turn to baldness and dandruff, and you have your answer.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Let us imagine a problem: What is the relative respectability of the hair and the scalp, close neighbors, offspring of the same osseous tissue?

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Let us imagine a problem: What is the relative respectability of the hair and the scalp, close neighbors, offspring of the same osseous tissue?

wish

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From this reading If you wish a short cut to a strange organ's standing, study its diseases.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading If you wish a short cut to a strange organ's standing, study its diseases.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Turn to baldness and dandruff, and you have your answer.