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500 of the Best Cockney War Stories
500 of the Best Cockney War Stories

Chapter VIII

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"Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.
In spite of his calamity and the suffering he endured from numerous operations for the removal of bone, he was one of the cheeriest boys in the ward.
At that time many men in the ward had limbs amputated because of frost-bite, and it was quite a usual thing for a visitor to remark, "Have you had frost-bite?"
Nothing made Tich so furious as the suggestion that he should have lost his limbs by any, to his mind, second-rate way.
If he were asked, "Have you had frost-bite?" he would look up with disgust and reply, "Naow---a flea bit me!"
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500 of the Best Cockney War Stories

Chapter VIII

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.
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In spite of his calamity and the suffering he endured from numerous operations for the removal of bone, he was one of the cheeriest boys in the ward.
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At that time many men in the ward had limbs amputated because of frost-bite, and it was quite a usual thing for a visitor to remark, "Have you had frost-bite?"
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Nothing made Tich so furious as the suggestion that he should have lost his limbs by any, to his mind, second-rate way.
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If he were asked, "Have you had frost-bite?" he would look up with disgust and reply, "Naow---a flea bit me!"

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Asked noun US /asked/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “If he were asked, "Have you had frost-bite?" he would look up with disgust and reply, "Naow---a flea bit me!"”

Because conjunction US /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading “At that time many men in the ward had limbs amputated because of frost-bite, and it was quite a usual thing for a visitor to remark, "Have you had frost-bite?"”

Disgust noun US /dɪsˈɡʌst/

a strong feeling of dislike or sickness caused by something unpleasant

From this reading “If he were asked, "Have you had frost-bite?" he would look up with disgust and reply, "Naow---a flea bit me!"”

Have auxiliary verb US /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “At that time many men in the ward had limbs amputated because of frost-bite, and it was quite a usual thing for a visitor to remark, "Have you had frost-bite?"”

Little noun US /little/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “"Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.”

Look noun US /look/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “If he were asked, "Have you had frost-bite?" he would look up with disgust and reply, "Naow---a flea bit me!"”

Mind noun US /mind/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “Nothing made Tich so furious as the suggestion that he should have lost his limbs by any, to his mind, second-rate way.”

Nothing pronoun US /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading “Nothing made Tich so furious as the suggestion that he should have lost his limbs by any, to his mind, second-rate way.”

One pronoun US /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading “In spite of his calamity and the suffering he endured from numerous operations for the removal of bone, he was one of the cheeriest boys in the ward.”

Quite noun US /quite/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “At that time many men in the ward had limbs amputated because of frost-bite, and it was quite a usual thing for a visitor to remark, "Have you had frost-bite?"”

Thing noun US /thing/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “At that time many men in the ward had limbs amputated because of frost-bite, and it was quite a usual thing for a visitor to remark, "Have you had frost-bite?"”

Time noun US /time/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “At that time many men in the ward had limbs amputated because of frost-bite, and it was quite a usual thing for a visitor to remark, "Have you had frost-bite?"”

Would modal verb US /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading “If he were asked, "Have you had frost-bite?" he would look up with disgust and reply, "Naow---a flea bit me!"”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

amputated

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From this reading At that time many men in the ward had limbs amputated because of frost-bite, and it was quite a usual thing for a visitor to remark, "Have you had frost-bite?"

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading In spite of his calamity and the suffering he endured from numerous operations for the removal of bone, he was one of the cheeriest boys in the ward.

any

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From this reading Nothing made Tich so furious as the suggestion that he should have lost his limbs by any, to his mind, second-rate way.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Nothing made Tich so furious as the suggestion that he should have lost his limbs by any, to his mind, second-rate way.

askednounUS /asked/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading If he were asked, "Have you had frost-bite?" he would look up with disgust and reply, "Naow---a flea bit me!"

AtprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading At that time many men in the ward had limbs amputated because of frost-bite, and it was quite a usual thing for a visitor to remark, "Have you had frost-bite?"

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading At that time many men in the ward had limbs amputated because of frost-bite, and it was quite a usual thing for a visitor to remark, "Have you had frost-bite?"

bit

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From this reading If he were asked, "Have you had frost-bite?" he would look up with disgust and reply, "Naow---a flea bit me!"

bone

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From this reading In spite of his calamity and the suffering he endured from numerous operations for the removal of bone, he was one of the cheeriest boys in the ward.

bothdeterminerUS /boʊθ/

the two together, not just one

From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

boy

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From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

boys

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From this reading In spite of his calamity and the suffering he endured from numerous operations for the removal of bone, he was one of the cheeriest boys in the ward.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Nothing made Tich so furious as the suggestion that he should have lost his limbs by any, to his mind, second-rate way.

calamity

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From this reading In spite of his calamity and the suffering he endured from numerous operations for the removal of bone, he was one of the cheeriest boys in the ward.

cheeriest

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From this reading In spite of his calamity and the suffering he endured from numerous operations for the removal of bone, he was one of the cheeriest boys in the ward.

Cockney

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From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

disgustnounUS /dɪsˈɡʌst/

a strong feeling of dislike or sickness caused by something unpleasant

From this reading If he were asked, "Have you had frost-bite?" he would look up with disgust and reply, "Naow---a flea bit me!"

drummer

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From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

eighteen

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From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

endured

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From this reading In spite of his calamity and the suffering he endured from numerous operations for the removal of bone, he was one of the cheeriest boys in the ward.

fire

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From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

flea

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From this reading If he were asked, "Have you had frost-bite?" he would look up with disgust and reply, "Naow---a flea bit me!"

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading In spite of his calamity and the suffering he endured from numerous operations for the removal of bone, he was one of the cheeriest boys in the ward.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

frost-bite

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From this reading At that time many men in the ward had limbs amputated because of frost-bite, and it was quite a usual thing for a visitor to remark, "Have you had frost-bite?"

furious

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From this reading Nothing made Tich so furious as the suggestion that he should have lost his limbs by any, to his mind, second-rate way.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

Haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading At that time many men in the ward had limbs amputated because of frost-bite, and it was quite a usual thing for a visitor to remark, "Have you had frost-bite?"

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading In spite of his calamity and the suffering he endured from numerous operations for the removal of bone, he was one of the cheeriest boys in the ward.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading In spite of his calamity and the suffering he endured from numerous operations for the removal of bone, he was one of the cheeriest boys in the ward.

hospital

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From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If he were asked, "Have you had frost-bite?" he would look up with disgust and reply, "Naow---a flea bit me!"

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading At that time many men in the ward had limbs amputated because of frost-bite, and it was quite a usual thing for a visitor to remark, "Have you had frost-bite?"

King

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From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

large

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From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

legs

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From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

limbs

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From this reading At that time many men in the ward had limbs amputated because of frost-bite, and it was quite a usual thing for a visitor to remark, "Have you had frost-bite?"

littlenounUS /little/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

London

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From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

looknounUS /look/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading If he were asked, "Have you had frost-bite?" he would look up with disgust and reply, "Naow---a flea bit me!"

lost

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From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

made

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From this reading Nothing made Tich so furious as the suggestion that he should have lost his limbs by any, to his mind, second-rate way.

many

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From this reading At that time many men in the ward had limbs amputated because of frost-bite, and it was quite a usual thing for a visitor to remark, "Have you had frost-bite?"

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading If he were asked, "Have you had frost-bite?" he would look up with disgust and reply, "Naow---a flea bit me!"

Meets

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From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

men

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From this reading At that time many men in the ward had limbs amputated because of frost-bite, and it was quite a usual thing for a visitor to remark, "Have you had frost-bite?"

military

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From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

mindnounUS /mind/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading Nothing made Tich so furious as the suggestion that he should have lost his limbs by any, to his mind, second-rate way.

Naow

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From this reading If he were asked, "Have you had frost-bite?" he would look up with disgust and reply, "Naow---a flea bit me!"

NothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading Nothing made Tich so furious as the suggestion that he should have lost his limbs by any, to his mind, second-rate way.

numerous

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From this reading In spite of his calamity and the suffering he endured from numerous operations for the removal of bone, he was one of the cheeriest boys in the ward.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading In spite of his calamity and the suffering he endured from numerous operations for the removal of bone, he was one of the cheeriest boys in the ward.

operations

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From this reading In spite of his calamity and the suffering he endured from numerous operations for the removal of bone, he was one of the cheeriest boys in the ward.

quitenounUS /quite/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading At that time many men in the ward had limbs amputated because of frost-bite, and it was quite a usual thing for a visitor to remark, "Have you had frost-bite?"

remark

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From this reading At that time many men in the ward had limbs amputated because of frost-bite, and it was quite a usual thing for a visitor to remark, "Have you had frost-bite?"

removal

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From this reading In spite of his calamity and the suffering he endured from numerous operations for the removal of bone, he was one of the cheeriest boys in the ward.

reply

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From this reading If he were asked, "Have you had frost-bite?" he would look up with disgust and reply, "Naow---a flea bit me!"

second-rate

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From this reading Nothing made Tich so furious as the suggestion that he should have lost his limbs by any, to his mind, second-rate way.

shell

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From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading Nothing made Tich so furious as the suggestion that he should have lost his limbs by any, to his mind, second-rate way.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading Nothing made Tich so furious as the suggestion that he should have lost his limbs by any, to his mind, second-rate way.

spite

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From this reading In spite of his calamity and the suffering he endured from numerous operations for the removal of bone, he was one of the cheeriest boys in the ward.

suffering

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From this reading In spite of his calamity and the suffering he endured from numerous operations for the removal of bone, he was one of the cheeriest boys in the ward.

suggestion

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From this reading Nothing made Tich so furious as the suggestion that he should have lost his limbs by any, to his mind, second-rate way.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading At that time many men in the ward had limbs amputated because of frost-bite, and it was quite a usual thing for a visitor to remark, "Have you had frost-bite?"

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

there

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From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

thingnounUS /thing/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading At that time many men in the ward had limbs amputated because of frost-bite, and it was quite a usual thing for a visitor to remark, "Have you had frost-bite?"

Tich

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From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

timenounUS /time/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading At that time many men in the ward had limbs amputated because of frost-bite, and it was quite a usual thing for a visitor to remark, "Have you had frost-bite?"

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading At that time many men in the ward had limbs amputated because of frost-bite, and it was quite a usual thing for a visitor to remark, "Have you had frost-bite?"

up

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From this reading If he were asked, "Have you had frost-bite?" he would look up with disgust and reply, "Naow---a flea bit me!"

usual

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From this reading At that time many men in the ward had limbs amputated because of frost-bite, and it was quite a usual thing for a visitor to remark, "Have you had frost-bite?"

visitor

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From this reading At that time many men in the ward had limbs amputated because of frost-bite, and it was quite a usual thing for a visitor to remark, "Have you had frost-bite?"

ward

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From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

way

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From this reading Nothing made Tich so furious as the suggestion that he should have lost his limbs by any, to his mind, second-rate way.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading If he were asked, "Have you had frost-bite?" he would look up with disgust and reply, "Naow---a flea bit me!"

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading If he were asked, "Have you had frost-bite?" he would look up with disgust and reply, "Naow---a flea bit me!"

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading If he were asked, "Have you had frost-bite?" he would look up with disgust and reply, "Naow---a flea bit me!"

years

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From this reading "Tich" Meets the King In a large ward in a military hospital in London there was a little Cockney drummer boy of eighteen years who had lost both legs from shell fire.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading At that time many men in the ward had limbs amputated because of frost-bite, and it was quite a usual thing for a visitor to remark, "Have you had frost-bite?"